How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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anonymous · Answer

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, of course.

anonymous · Answer

42

anonymous · Answer

how many bears could bear gryll grill if bear grylls could grill bears

anonymous · Answer

well depending on the woodchuck's pace of chucking wood which is assumed to be 3 trees an hour so his gross wood production for one 8 hour wood chucking shift would be 24 trees but this is assuming the woodchuck is not unionized in the NWCCU(National Wood Chuckers Chucking Union) but if he was then he would get a one hour union mandated break which would decrease his overall woodchucking capacity to only 21 trees in one shift.

anonymous · Answer

therefore Woodchuch Chuck is a tree killer and shall be prisecuted by law, for violation of the environmental laws of protection  of our natural resources... 

Unless his firm has enviromental conciousness plan to cut tress and replant at a fare rate, so our plannet has more trees which produce more oxygen and are home to bunches of organisms.