Question

Will someone write me a depressing poem about a turtle?

Answer 1

"Here lies Fred.
He is dead.
Once a lovely turtle,
He couldn't jump a hurdle.
Now he's not very fertile.

What a lovely turtle he was.

Slow and a aloof,
He fell off the roof.
He was standing with a clown,
When he was pushed down.
The clown was funny.
His death was not.

Answer 2

OH my god, I love you

Answer 3

Well thank you. I love you too random stranger.

Answer 4

hi

Answer 5

I know.

Answer 6

Curry is hot. Or maybe not.
He thinks you're pretty. and he thinks he's witty
but really he's to pity.

Answer 7

I don't care what the 'right' response is..

Answer 8

Socksrock, your whole life is a poem.

Answer 9

I had a little help from my friends.
They didn't use any pens.

But the last one I wrote pretty quick
It was my very own shtick.