Will someone write me a depressing poem about a turtle?

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anonymous · Answer

"Here lies Fred. 
He is dead.
Once a lovely turtle, 
He couldn't jump a hurdle. 
Now he's not very fertile. 

What a lovely turtle he was.

Slow and a aloof, 
He fell off the roof.
He was standing with a clown,
When he was pushed down. 
The clown was funny. 
His death was not.

anonymous · Answer

OH my god, I love you

anonymous · Answer

Well thank you. I love you too random stranger.

curry · Answer

hi

anonymous · Answer

I know.

anonymous · Answer

Curry is hot. Or maybe not. 
He thinks you're pretty. and he thinks he's witty
but really he's to pity.

anonymous · Answer

I don't care what the 'right' response is..

anonymous · Answer

Socksrock, your whole life is a poem.

anonymous · Answer

I had a little help from my friends. 
They didn't use any pens. 

But the last one I wrote pretty quick
It was my very own shtick.