I think that McDonalds should do a Shakespeare week. They could have the "Hamlet" (a ham omlette), the McBeth (some type of burger), the "Ophelia Special" (You've got to have an Ophelia Special), and a "Hero" (the possibilities are endless). It would be awesome!

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anonymous · Answer

If the Ophelia special were a burger, then I'd want a "Drowning Ophelia" option with extra gravy.

anonymous · Answer

lol :)

anonymous · Answer

Drowning Ophelia in a McDonalds Milkshake? or else up end mathematical number of Milkshakes and then persaude Orphelia to commit suicide in them as she is already intent on completing the suicidal act.

anonymous · Answer

How about Rival Burger King murders up and coming McDonalds key employee and then Ham-Lette has to enact a play to convict him that he knows his wrongdoing.

anonymous · Answer

Final scene in Mcdonalds? or corporate HQ? industrial espionage? similar recipes? or Burger King actually have the McDonalds Formula?

anonymous · Answer

lol

anonymous · Answer

Now that I think about it, "Drowning Ophelia" would be an awesome martini...

anonymous · Answer

you could have a little olive floating-or not floating-in it.

anonymous · Answer

*Civilisation in terms of the mad antics of @GandalfWhiz*