SMILE JESUS LOVES YOU!

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lukecrayonz · Answer

Thanks! But this does not pertain to math.

anonymous · Answer

GIVING INSPIRATION, MY FRIEND.

zarkon · Answer

are you going to provide a proof?

lukecrayonz · Answer

There is no proof Zarkon :)

zarkon · Answer

I await your proof.

lukecrayonz · Answer

Actual proof too, nothing pertaining to the bible as that is written by old men at the Vatican :)

anonymous · Answer

Jesus is your savior, he was perfect! & understands you! the people of the bible and the ones in it are proof!

anonymous · Answer

What do you have to say about that, Zarkon? Think hard.

zarkon · Answer

circular reasoning.

lukecrayonz · Answer

If god exists, why did he make calculus?

anonymous · Answer

You should pray for God to help you understand how he is in your life daily,  I will too.

zarkon · Answer

When you actually prove that your god exists then I'll do that.  Till then I have better, more productive, things to do.

zarkon · Answer

Like I said...you provide real evidence and I will believe your god exists.  While you are doing that, could you prove to me that none of the other man made gods exist.

anonymous · Answer

God does exist!  I mean Thor, of course.  Thor promised there would be no ice giants.  And I don't see any ice giants around, do you!  Jesus, on the other hand, promised that all nations would beat swords into plowshares and there would be no war.  But there sure is war.  Thus I conclude Thor is the real God.  That's where THURSDAY comes from!  If you don't believe in Thor, you shouldn't be doing anything on Thursdays!

zarkon · Answer

That seems reasonable ... I will believe in Thor!

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anonymous · Answer

Praise Thor, brother.  Welcome to the fold.

anonymous · Answer

atleast you believe in something, we all have different opinions(:

anonymous · Answer

Yes!  Thor blesses me and keeps me.  He also commands me to love everyone, and eat candy :-)

anonymous · Answer

And especially, to love other men!  Thor teaches that sexual bonds form strong friendships.

anonymous · Answer

no, Thor teaches that men should all enjoy the bonds of friendship with each other.

anonymous · Answer

We also marry women, but form deep friendship with men sexually, for this is Thor's Way.

anonymous · Answer

Well, I guess we all have our own books, yours might say something different but Thor's Book, which is called the Book of the Light, teaches that men should pleasure each other sexually as a form of friendship.

anonymous · Answer

Following Thor I have had many pleasurable days and nights, and the friendships last a lifetime!

anonymous · Answer

That is interesting, still not my beliefs, im a christian (southern baptist), far different beliefs. 
How old are you? & how many times have you have "friendship bonds?" i hope there arent alot of pregnancies at a young age..

anonymous · Answer

No, Sexual Friendships are only between men and other men, so pregnancy is not an issue.  It is Thor's Way.

anonymous · Answer

Yes of course

anonymous · Answer

how many times have you done this?  It is all with the same person? or many?

anonymous · Answer

With many people, all of us living in a Thoric Community will often get together on THOR'S day (Thursday) for such friendship.  Every week, unless there is another event that week commanded by Thor.

anonymous · Answer

Thor's day is truly the holiest of days!

anonymous · Answer

Every day is a holy day, it should be used every day to worship your God.   So are you not some what attracted to women?

anonymous · Answer

Of course, I am very attracted to women!

anonymous · Answer

& do you have such relations with them also?

anonymous · Answer

Thor also commands us to worship other gods, such as Odin, and Extropalopakettle

anonymous · Answer

Typically I will only have relations with women if I am in a long-term relatonship.

anonymous · Answer

Do people in the Thor community get referred to as Gay?

anonymous · Answer

No I have not heard that term "aloft"

anonymous · Answer

Oh.  No, I have heard that word but it is only reserved in our culture for men who marry other men permanently.  Men who simply act out the Sexual Bonds of Friendship with other men are not considered "G..A.. Y"

anonymous · Answer

Scandanavia

anonymous · Answer

May THOR bless you for all of your days!  THOR created the universe just for you and he loves you :-)

anonymous · Answer

He also encourages you to form friendships with eveyrone you meet :)

anonymous · Answer

sounds nice :)