Couple of days of patience, please.

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shadowfiend · Answer

I know things have been going slow, and they'll probably be a bit slow today as well. We're doing some hardcore work trying to figure out where the performance issues on the site are, and part of this process can sometimes slow the site down. I promise the ultimate goal is to make everything faster and butter-smooth, we're just paying an up-front fee for a day or two. Hopefully you'll start seeing improvements towards the end of this week as we start implementing some of the lessons we learn from our investigations.

mattfeury · Answer

This sounds like the scene in Jurassic Park where Nedry says the systems may go offline for an hour or so while they reboot, but it's really just because he's going to steal the embryos. 

I'm watching you, shadowfiend.

shadowfiend · Answer

Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word!

anonymous · Answer

[Insert Samuel L. Jackson quote here]