Question

A few examples of FUNNY sarcasm?

Answer 1

"I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly"

Answer 2

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand

Answer 3

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh man, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!

Answer 4

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Answer 5

Hope this helps!

Answer 6

Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. Think I'll go eat worms.

Answer 7

LOL!

Answer 8

I'm usually very good at coming up with sarcastic remarks, but it is always in context to what someone else is saying, so it's hard without someone to play off.

Answer 9

totally true!

Answer 10

I'm sorry. i didn't realize that the front of my car was in your way. If you would have had a flashing light or something, I might have known you were on your way to a fire and would certainly have gotten out of your way. Thanks for cutting me off and teaching me the lesson: To get out of the way of anybody speeding as fast as you were.

- Something I actually thought minus the swear words when a guy not only cut me off, but would not let me merge on to the freeway and forced me to take an exit that I didn't want to take. -

Answer 11

A friend wakes you up at 3AM by calling.
Friend: "Hey, were you sleeping?"
You: "No, I was skydiving!"
Is this ok?

Answer 12

Yes HAHA. I always have a sarcastic remark for what I think is the stupidest question in the world.

Sleeping? You kidding? I've been sitting up all night waiting for your call!

Answer 13

One more answer:
'Yes, I am asleep, so are you, and we both are in a dream!'
Inception! xD

Answer 14

Well I was sleeping, but I knew you would be calling, so I slept with the phone right next to my ear because there is nothing more important to me than your calls at 3 am.

Answer 15

Thanx for the help, guys!!