Question

what was president carters greatest foreign policy achievment

Answer 1

It's probably the Camp David Accords which paved the way for Egypt's recognition of Israel as a state. Before then, Egypt (like most of the Middle East) was hostile to Israel and refused to recognize it as a legitimate nation for decades. When Egypt took the first step, it changed the political landscape of the Middle East.

Answer 2

He had a hard erection one Saturday afternoon, Reagan decided to hire a hooker to suck on his enlarged penis. Later that evening the hooker choked on his penis. Reagan didn't see this situation as a tragedy, rather a new idea. His penis was covered in blood and it was very red. He thought of the idea to use it as a light saber. One thing lead to the next, and the Star Wars Trilogy came to life shortly after this incident.