Question

Which of these is not irony?

A. After a game-winning goal in overtime, the fans remained seated and quiet.

B. Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

C. A student is suspended for skipping school.

D. Someone scratches your car’s new paint job.

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Irony always confuses me. Right now, I'm going with B because it seems like that would be unfortunate, not ironic. Is that correct?

Answer 1

It was D! Darn. Oh well.