Question

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer 1

Second, according to the Annals of Improbable Research, a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day. So please do multiply that by whatever your relevant time-measure is.

Answer 2

For that kind sir I give you much kudos XD

Answer 3

As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 4

Throw me a medal!

Answer 5

A wood chuck would chuck just as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood