Question

A spoof of pumped up kicks I came up with for a school project on addiction.

Answer 1

Robert’s got addiction
People ask him why
But he can’t answer
He’s got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth, It’s a cowboy killer
He found a six pack of beer
Hidden In his a closet with a box of fun things
And I don’t even know why
But he wants more, yeah he wants more

All the other kids without addictions
You’d better run, better run, outrun my “fun”
All the other kids without addictions
You’d better run, better run, faster than my “fun”

Daddy works a long day
He’s coming home late, yeah, he’s coming home late
He’s bringing me a surprise
‘Cause dinner’s in the kitchen and it’s packed in ice
I’ve waited for a long time
Yeah, I’m home alone, and I’m up all night
I reason with my cigarettes
And say to myself
You must have lost your wits

All the other kids without addictions
You’d better run, better run, outrun my “fun”
All the other kids without addictions
You’d better run, better run, faster than my “fun”

All the other kids without addictions
You’d better run, better run, outrun my “fun”
All the other kids without addictions
You’d better run, better run, faster than my “fun”