I need to find techniques in this article such as Verbal Irony, Situational Irony, Sarcasm, Understatement, Hyperbole, or Wit. http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-airlines-now-charging-fees-to-nonpassenge,2614/?ref=auto Please help, thanks!

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i would love to help ya..but i dont feel like reading...im sorry

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its really not a lot /:

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yeah but im lazy.. and finding those isnt that hard im sure if you really tried you could do it(:

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I tried and I can''t even find one

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hmm....ugh okay ill take a look at it

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wow thank you so much

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yeah ur lucky im a nice person

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(:

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i think it would be situational

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What part?

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"We are confident that these new measures will not discourage customers from flying with American Airlines," vice president Margaret Wilkinson said. "However, we'd like to remind our customers that there is a 'discouraged-from-flying-with-American-Airlines' charge if they do in fact choose not to fly with us."

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i thinks..

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I don't think so..

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Because a example of a situational irony is ''A fire station burns to the ground'' because a fire station cant really burn to the ground..

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Oh goodness ... i dont understand . _ .

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Oh okay /: