write a short and funny dialogue between two people in about 5 minute about football

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anonymous · Answer

We are here to help, not help you cheat. Use adjectives and think like you are the character. ;)

anonymous · Answer

i think this sounds like fun. this is how i would start it. if you use it spell check first. Spelling isnt my best subject.
Joe(to mark): I'm going to play football, whould you like to come?
Mark (with dramatic flar): Football? What is this football you speak of? 
Joe: Its a sport... where have u been for the past couple of centurys?
Mark: I've been on facebook. Can you explane this ballfoot game to me?
joe: FOOTBALL is **insert football explanation hear**