Question

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

Answer 1

alot

Answer 2

be more clear

Answer 3

basically it would chuck as much as it could. there is no right or wrong answer

Answer 4

i need numbers to answer it

Answer 5

how about 50 blocks per minute

Answer 6

ok, i need one more number
50blocks 1min = x

Answer 7

50/min=x
it all depends on how far that you want to go.
So "x" could equal anything you want it to.
Maybe you you could start off with:
50/min=1,000

Answer 8

IS THIS QUESTION YOURS?

Answer 9

no, i thought that it was yours

Answer 10

HAHAHA! is from whom?

Answer 11

it was asked by someone called MWK haha

Answer 12

LOL

Answer 13

i believe that this was posted as a joke

Answer 14

depends on how big his teeth are. lmfao

Answer 15

good answer haha

Answer 16

thanks (:

Answer 17

as much as a wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Answer 18

The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:

The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck

Answer 19

ddly enough, this is just one of many oral exercises employed by auctioneers. Using a sing-song method of delivery, varying the syllabic emphasis, and testing themselves to see how many times the question and answer can be repeated in one breath while being heard and understood by an audience, is how they hone their harmonic skill.

Woodchucks can't chuck wood and they were only named that because the English men who found it could not pronounce the Indian version and settled for this. But if woodchucks could they would probably chuck about 700 pounds of it (true scientific evidence backs this up).

A woodchuck would chuck ALL of the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Well assuming its a fairly large woodchuck and its early adulthood, he would be able to chuck about 90-110 pounds of wood an hour.

Actually, it is more likely that global warming or the volcano located at Yellowstone will kill us all before a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, until Chuck Norris got there.
This depends on several decisive factors:
1. The size of the woodchuck in question.
2. The density of the wood.
3. The position function of the woodchuck [f(w)] in relation to the wood [w].
4. The velocity [v=f'(w)] and acceleration [a=dv/dw; or a= f"(w)] with respect to the woodchuck and the chucking.
5. Given an interval [t], integrate the function [f(w)] allowing for [a] and [v].
There you have it, the area under the curve. (I.E. HOW MUCH A WOOD A WOODCHUCK CAN CHUCK).

Answer 20

i think you copied and pasted that

Answer 21

of course! lol...this question is a joke!

Answer 22

i thought it was lol

Answer 23

4 Cords an Hour.