How much wood could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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anonymous · Answer

Aproximently 14 logs

tkhunny · Answer

Duh.  A wood chuck won't chuck any wood, because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.  Everyone knows that.  The REAL question is:

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a wooden-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

anonymous · Answer

But we are assuming it can, so I'd say 42.

tkhunny · Answer

Bah.  If you're going to assume abilities, why not go big?!  Three adult oak trees and a juniper bush.

e.cociuba · Answer

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

anonymous · Answer

He can chuck wood, but can he Chuck Norris?

e.cociuba · Answer

Bahaha no cuz he's not wood :P