Question

How much wood could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer 1

Aproximently 14 logs

Answer 2

Duh. A wood chuck won't chuck any wood, because a woodchuck can't chuck wood. Everyone knows that. The REAL question is:

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a wooden-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Answer 3

But we are assuming it can, so I'd say 42.

Answer 4

Bah. If you're going to assume abilities, why not go big?! Three adult oak trees and a juniper bush.

Answer 5

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 6

He can chuck wood, but can he Chuck Norris?

Answer 7

Bahaha no cuz he's not wood :P