Question

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Answer 1

42

Answer 2

Obviously, a woodchuck won't chuck any wood, because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

The real question is this:

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a wooden-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Answer 3

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.