I need puns about English teachers or English class. Lol, it's for this project I have to make.

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anonymous · Answer

Like what ?

anonymous · Answer

Just about anything pretty much just something creative that would relate to English classroom

jonathanvaldes98 · Answer

A great Jedi English teacher was quoted in saying, “metaphors be with you.”

jonathanvaldes98 · Answer

One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill.
A student asked, "What's the matter?"

"Tense," answered the teacher, describing how he felt.

The student paused, then continued, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter... ?"

anonymous · Answer

Thanks(:

jonathanvaldes98 · Answer

any time

anonymous · Answer

Hey, I was wondering would the tree of knowledge be an oxymoron?

jonathanvaldes98 · Answer

umm idk sorry..... he may know @Ryaan

anonymous · Answer

It's okay