Question

Does anyone know or can come up with John Brown jokes?

Answer 1

he was an abolitionist

Answer 2

The joke is he's an abolitionist.

Answer 3

I need to put it in a meme so idk how Id put that

Answer 4

"If John Brown and Adolf Hitler were in a room together and I only had two shot, I'd shoot John Brown first, just in case the first shot didn't kill him."

Q: "If John Brown and Barack Obama were falling from an airplane, who would hit the ground first?"

A:" Who the heck cares?"

Answer 5

>I'd shoot john brown twice, just in case the first shot didn't kill him.

Answer 6

I dont get them lol

Answer 7

Can you please explain :)

Answer 8

"If Adolf Hitler and John brown were in a room and I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot John Brown twice just in case the first shot didn't kill him."

Get it?

Answer 9

No:/

Answer 10

why wouldnt the first bullet hit him?

Answer 11

helllo?

Answer 12

@Compassionate

Answer 13

Dear God. You really don't get the joke?

Answer 14

No..

Answer 15

Can you explain? @Compassionate

Answer 16

I'm saying that Hitler is worst than John Brown and I wouldn't shoot Hitler and then John Brown, I'd shoot John Brown twice in case the first shot didn't kill him, because I hate him so much that I want to be 100% he's dead.

Answer 17

why do you hate him? I dont really know a lot about him..

Answer 18

@Compassionate

Answer 19

-_- I'm done!

Answer 20

No.. tell me..

Answer 21

@Compassionate

Answer 22

@Compassionate ??

Answer 23

If you don't get it then there's truly no hope.

Answer 24

I did some research.. so he killed people for his cause

Answer 25

???

Answer 26

All hope is lost. That joke is simple. You're think too hard.

Answer 27

Alright..how would i put it in a meme?

Answer 28

Memegenerator