Question

please someone help me?! medal will be rewarded!

what is a satirical solution to gas prices, religion, and war?

Answer 1

war = \(w\)
religion = \(r\)
gas price = \(g\)

\(g = 10w -0.5 rw + 5r\)

Gas prices are heavily based on war (weight = 10) and half as influenced by religious feelings at the time (weight = 5) and their is some interaction effects between religion and war that is even less important but significant (weight = -0.5.

So if there was more war, there would be more religion and if there were more religion, there would be less war.

How's that?

Answer 2

*there

Answer 3

not what i was expecting..

Answer 4

something funnier maybe? Give me an idea

Answer 5

cmon seriously i only wanted help... were all here to help eachother,

Answer 6

Nestled in the gutters of the deepest and hottest desert
We find the solution finally to our worries
Our religions
Our wars
Our energy woes
There is a goat
Building his moat
Sharing his curd
The curd for so many
We use it to anoint, to destroy to energize
for God, for Man for Machine.
The end.

Satirical Solution: The Goat

How's that?