Question

I need help with the check your understanding!!!! :DDDD Please and thank you!!!!! :DDDDD

Answer 1

I try new joke out: Latvian #1: Knock knock

Latvian #2: who there? I kid! I see you, we burn door for warming

Answer 2

Knock knock Who’s there? Latvian. Latvian who? Please open door. Is cold.

Answer 3

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Answer 4

Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.

Answer 5

i hate proofs

Answer 6

Two Latvian look at clouds. Whole sky is clouds. Weather is bad. Latvian are cold.

Answer 7

One day, hear knock on door.

Man ask "Who is?"

"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"

Man is very excite and opens door.

Is not potato man, is secret police.

Answer 8

Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day." Father say, "I send you America." Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato. Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America." Potato is more salt.

Answer 9

Handy latvian man see farmer and say, "Your wheelbarrow sound squeaky, I fix for half potato." Farmer angry because as he say, "This not wheelbarrow, this is wife!"