Question

Help with a "short story."

Here are the details: Come up with a clever story that includes the site of the murder, the killer and the murder weapon. Be as creative as you can. The more descriptive and entertaining your story is the more points you will earn. The location is a student center, the killer is a woman who goes by the name of Miss Scarlet and the weapon is a candlestick. I've been trying to think up a funny story, but to no avail. Any ideas or plot suggestions would be greatly appreciated!