Question

If I write a poem can i get mass medals?

Answer 1

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

Answer 2

I don't think that one will quite do it. You need to wow them. Then people love the work and medal it up!
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In the age old wisdom there is a certain bliss. We find a deep satisfaction from acknowledging the truths that are ever present, and irrefutable.

From each of us stems a reality. It is an extension of ourself. Nothing else is true but that which we experience in person.

The rest of the world does not exist. There is only that which resides between our ears. For show me proof of that which is real, and exists outside of our sphere.

It is much easier to prove that which is unreal, for it may be accepted as an untruth with ease. These things are far more tangible than the distant happenings of which there is no direct contact.
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Try as not to try as can,
for deeds to heart make the man.
In bosom bold is but thought,
but kind deeds are more than not.
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Blood, blood, blood. All I see is blood. Well, that and the chewy flesh you mere mortals wrap around the blood.

Ah, such is the sight of a dragon, true and deep it goes. Past thought, past life, past heart, past strife.

My mind bends yours in a knot, with twists in every thought. But you will survive this warped congruence, for all I seek is to influence.

And perhaps, have a little fun.

For an age or more I have sat and looked upon the all of being. I have grown weary of the static ever changing repetition of unique nothingness that some beings spew out of their thoughtless minds.

Instead I shall have you entertain me.

Why? For I am dragon. And for dragon, why is why not.

Short version. You are meat puppets. Dance for me.

This universe has far more interesting things than you talking monkeys, so be certain to dance well.
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See, anything out there a bit and you might get some medals a going!

Answer 3

Hahaha that made me laugh so much xD

Answer 4

LOL