Question

Ellie is a 45-year-old woman who has not yet planned for retirement. She would like to retire at age 67. Answer each question using complete sentences.

Answer 1

Alright... here's the deal. You didn't state any questions pertaining towards the info provide... but this is what's up. Ellie is WAY too damn old to be planning for retirement now? Wtf is she a doctor or something? She better be planning bagging at publix for the next 20 years...

Answer 2

Part I: In what type of investments should Ellie deposit her money? Why?
Part II: At what age, or point in your life, would you like to start saving for retirement?
Part III: In what type of investments would you like to deposit your money intowhen you start saving for retirement? Why?

Answer 3

LOL @happytales

Answer 4

^ there we go xD

Answer 5

@happytales <3

Answer 6

LOL

Answer 7

Alright:

Part 1: Ellie needs a 410k retirement plan and some drug money like damn.

Part 2: You should start saving as early as possible.

Part 3:Def. Stock Mutual.

Answer 8

LOL

Answer 9

You guys suck at this. Before giving advice, you might want to demonstrate your credentials of your expertise as a retirement counselor.

If you don't have any, you're offering misleading information that could detriment her feature life.

Answer 10

LOL

Answer 11

Take a joke! LOL @dumbsearch2

Answer 12

I shall not. This is lamentable.
Drugs!!!! The horror.

Answer 13

LOL!

The horror! The horror!!!

XD

Answer 14

Not even going to lie, Ellie needs to be talkin' to Uncle Escobar... that columbian bam bam...

Answer 15

LOL

Answer 16

Stop supporting immoral practises.
I've even heard that some of them would dig holes to smuggle drugs. Like guzzman loera.

This. Has. To. Stop.

Answer 17

We don't do drugs, but there isn't a law saying we can't joke about them. Gosh, take a chill pill. lol

Answer 18

so you're saying that, because you believe drugs are immoral, that we can't talk about them
lol okay

Answer 19

LOL makes no sense

Answer 20

Words translate into actions 82% of the time.

Answer 21

I'm on the other 18% of the time. Haha.

Answer 22

Can we take such a risk for civilization?

Answer 23

Yes? IDK. lol

Answer 24

Such savagery, barbarity, atrocity !!!

Answer 25

I am in shock.

Answer 26

it doesn't matter if we're talking about it and it becomes our actions. it is clear to everyone that we are mocking narcotics so as to demonstrate how they're a bad plan for life if you don't start planning out your retirement early

Answer 27

please stop forcing your opinions on us

Answer 28

You people have to stop now xD

Answer 29

Alright bloop is right... prostitution is another option.

Answer 30

HAPPYTALES IS GOD

Answer 31

xDDDD

Answer 32

If you people know what the word "sarcasm" mean, I just wanted to tell you all that @dumbsearch2 was just being sarcastic. o.o

Answer 33

obviously,

Answer 34

we enjoy feeding trolls on openstudy

Answer 35

He iz not a troll ;-; <3

Answer 36

It's called psychological projection.
"Psychological projection is the act or technique of defending yourself against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in yourself, while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is rude may accuse other people of being rude."

Answer 37

@dumbsearch2 You're a neuroscientist? I'm actually rather proficient in neuroscience myself.

It's called an overly-inflated ego.

"An overly-inflated ego is the fear of being put down by another man that might possibly have a bigger one than you."

heheheheh <3333

Answer 38

That is awesome @happytales
Not a neuroscientist, but an ameteur who is vivaciously learning! :-)

Answer 39

In your chats, I've also seen that you're interested in Physics as well; is that so?

Answer 40

Yesh! QM in general lol

Answer 41

May I ask how do you learn? Simply read scientific journals? I am curious in these fields yet am quite ignorant as of now...

Answer 42

http://arxiv.org/

It's an archive for electronic preprints of scientific papers in the fields of mathematics, physics, astronomy, etc. Also, wiki actually helps explain various terms.