Question

not a question, but this is guaranteed to make you laugh! happy april fools!

Answer 1

three guys are waiting in line to go into heaven and st. peter is like "heaven is pretty full now so u better have a tragic death to get in" and the first guy came up and said " i live in a building on the *26*the floor, and one day suspected of my wife cheating on me, so i went home early. she was no where to be seen so i search for any man in the apartment. after a while, i couldnt find anyone, so i went out on the balcony for a smoke. then i saw this one guys hanging from the balcony, and i ran inside, got a hammer, and tried to get hit his hands loose. that did the trick, and he fell. he landed on a bush and live, so i got the refridgersator and thr it down and it crushed him. then i had a heart attack and died." st. peter was like," oh that is tragic, go in"

Answer 2

the second guy came and said that he lives on the *27*th floor of a building and was exerciseing on his balconey. " so i stretched back too far, and fell! i wouldve died if i hadent grabbed onto the balconey of the 26th floor! i tryed to pull myself up, but then this lunatic came out and started pummeling me with a hammer! i fell down 26 floors! i landed on a bush ad found myself ok, but tall of a sudden a refridgerator falls out of nowhere and crushes me." then st.peter said" oh my thats sad, come in.

Answer 3

the the third guy came up and said to st. peter " imagine being naked in a refridgerator..."

Answer 4

k

Answer 5

love it!!!

Answer 6

lol thxs!