If you make me a moderator, I will give you cookies.

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thomaster · Answer

We already have plenty of cookies

anonymous · Answer

What about milk with that?

thomaster · Answer

no shortage of milk either

anonymous · Answer

How about cups to contain the milk and a plate for your cookies.

thomaster · Answer

Perhaps, if they're made of gold

anonymous · Answer

I'm rich too.  I have seven golden teeth.

thomaster · Answer

Willing to give those up too?

anonymous · Answer

Will you marry me?

thomaster · Answer

Sorry, OpenStudy doesn't allow workplace romances :c

compassionate · Answer

The Ambassador lounge is low on Cookies. Moderators won't share their dough with us... So we're desperate.

anonymous · Answer

Thomaster are love is like a brick wall.  They can never take it down.

anonymous · Answer

Compassionate I've got cookies.   You should make me a moderator.

compassionate · Answer

By "brick wall," you must be thinking of the Berlin Wall. In that case, you're coming down. 

I'll think about making you a moderator (;

thomaster · Answer

One banhammer is powerful enough to take down the great wall of china, so I'm afraid out brick wall of love won't hold it for long.

anonymous · Answer

I'll be good I promise as a moderator.  And what powers does a moderator have?  And Our wall is the Wall of non-breaking.

thomaster · Answer

Well you didn't tell about your specialty yet.
Every moderator is an expert in a particular field.
Mine is biology, what is yours?

anonymous · Answer

I know all the presidents of our country.  I like the piano.  I can bake some seriously good grilled cheese.  I know the PMAT,  and I know a lot about the Holocaust.   A Holocaust Class Subject would be amazing.

thomaster · Answer

That's great, we need moderators in the history group.

But...
I can see you made your current account this weekend, so we can't make you moderator yet. You got to have a lot of experience in using OpenStudy.

The only think you have to do now is win the respect of the community through interaction, knowledge and the ability to interact and intervene in an appropriate manner. 

If you manage to do that, we might reconsider our decision in a few months.

anonymous · Answer

That's fine by me.  I love this program!

compassionate · Answer

You'll be a Holocaust specialist.

anonymous · Answer

Yes

anonymous · Answer

Not that it's up to me, but I think that this should be closed now.