Why does Piggy tuck the conch under his arm while he's talking to the boys after they set the trees on fire?

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anonymous · Answer

I think the real question here is why isn't piggy on a leash. Studies show that the number one reason piggies talk to boys and set trees on fire is because of bad parenting. Piggy needs to know where his/her boundaries are. For example, if Piggy asks "Can I go shank lil' Sally with a butter knife?" The correct answer should be "No, you may not. You may, however, go to your room to think about how silly you've been." This shows that you can be forceful when needed, but that you also have a laid back quality. Piggy should be straightened up in no time. Trust me on this, I'm a swine-oligist. Be sure to check my book entitled "Forceful Habits for a Frighting Child or Pet." out on shelves this month!