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I'm a Particle Physicist working for CERN and we've actually come across a very interesting discovery. As we informed everyone before, we still have a stable traversable wormhole in the middle of the LHC, and are supplying it with a constant supply of high-voltage energy using electromagnetic induction (in order to keep the particles accelerated at c=99.999% ). Just recently, we've have had success in isolating the Higgs particle and are using the isolation method to our advantage in order to manipulate the decay time of a single qubit, enabling us to enter the wormhole without enduring...

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Cool

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"Spaghettification". What I mean to say is... we have been able to successful travel back in time and retrieve the great scientist Nikola Tesla. However, he is currently experiencing a new phenomenon called (and I quote) "What the flutter! You stole my fluttering inventions!" If anyone knows anything about the new phenomenon, ""What the flutter! You stole my fluttering inventions!", please contact the CERN administration immediately. Thank you and God Bless.

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We currently have him under serious physiological treatment that will enable him to believe that his work is an illusion and doesn't truly belong to him...Quite similar actual to what we did to the rest of the world shortly after his death and the creation of his "Teleforce".

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All is good. Thank you for your help everyone! Also, we're still looking for a guy named Rudolph Steiner... If you happen to see him, could you please contact the CIA so we can have him assassinated for his unorthodox theories? Thanks!

Answer 5

Are you being serious??