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dangerousjesse · Answer

I am a wondrous creature for women in expectation, a service for neighbors. I harm none of the citizens except my slayer alone. My stem is erect, I stand up in bed, hairy somewhere down below. A very comely peasant's daughter, dares sometimes, proud maiden, that she grips at me, attacks me in my redness, plunders my head, confines me in a stronghold, feels my encounter directly, woman with braided hair. Wet be that eye.

dangerousjesse · Answer

Please do not google this, that would be pointless.. Who is the narrator?

anonymous · Answer

This is a riddle, right?

dangerousjesse · Answer

Yes, one I meant to post in the English section. Oh well.

anonymous · Answer

I'll admit, I looked it up, but I won't ruin it. I don't see how anyone could get that answer.

dangerousjesse · Answer

Haha, you just need to picture it to guess :P

anonymous · Answer

Let's just say I wasn't picturing what I should have been picturing...

dangerousjesse · Answer

Neither was I when I first saw it; at least it's only implied.

xapproachesinfinity · Answer

No clue -_- not good at english anyway hehe

dangerousjesse · Answer

Want me to PM it to you, then?

xapproachesinfinity · Answer

yeah go ahead^_^