Question

One fine day, in the middle of the night, two dead men stood up to fight. Back to back they faced one another, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, went and killed those two dead boys. and if you don't believe this lie is true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

"I see" said the blind man to the barefoot boy with black shoes on.

Answer 1

This is a true lie.

Answer 2

what's the question ?

Answer 3

No question, just a paradox.

Answer 4

I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw

Answer 5

oh, okay.

Answer 6

The mute man picked up his wheel and spoke

Answer 7

The deaf man moved his cattle and herd