If 10 flamingos were standing in a river on a surfboard, and 3 of them walked away like a boss. And my neighbor yelled at them for being too loud. In approximately how many more years will it take me to accept my fate as the supreme overlord of the distant future?

Question

primeralph · Answer

if Dumbledore comes back from the dead, and gives you the elder wand, it might take 70 years to figure out you can't use the elder wand cause you are not Harry Potter so , you will have to ask Gandalf. He won't help you cause you are not the ring bearer. So if the seven flamingos turn into a phoenix, a wand, an invisible cloak, a stone, a murderous possessive ring and a saber laser from star wars, it might take you 100 eons to accept your fate as the supreme lord of the distant future.
Cheers

texaschic101 · Answer

I do not even know how to respond to this...lol

anonymous · Answer

Thank you @primeralph, that helps alot