Question

A STORY ABOUT THE WHALES COMING SOON

Answer 1

K

Answer 2

Oh dearf cx Popcorn needs to read this XD

Answer 3

xD

Answer 4

xD I am tempted to tag her....

Answer 5

:P

Answer 6

But I won't XD

Answer 7

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.
I WAS IN MY HOUSE PEWPING AND PLAYING A GAME OF LEAGUES WITH SOME RANDOM MEMESTERS.
THEN ONE DAY, I HEARD A LOUD SLAPPING.
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP.
IT CAME FROM OUTSIDE.
I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A WOMAN WHO WAS CRYING
AND SHE WAS CRYING BLOOD.
AND THEN SUDDENLY.
AN ANGRY POD OF WHALES SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE.
AND BOY, THEY WERE ANGRY.
I WENT TO THE FRONT DOOR AND ASKED THE WHALES WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN HERE.
THEN THEY SAID "YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE"
THEN THEY TRIED TO FLIP ME SOMEWHERE WITH THEIR WHALE TAILS
AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT THE CHOCOLATE IS HAPPENING HERE?"
THEN THEY SAID "WE CAME HERE BECAUSE MASTER POPCORN IS HERE".
AND I WAS LIKE "WAIT... WHO'S POPCORN?"
"IS SHE THAT CREEPY WOMAN CRYING BLOOD?"
THEN THE WHALES REPLIED "YESH, UNFORTUNATELY"
THEN THEY RAN OVER ME AND BROKE THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE IT WAS THIN AIR
THEN THEY RAIDED MY HOUSE
I HAD A CASSEROLE I LEFT ON MY KITCHEN COUNTER TO COOL OFF
AND THEN SUDDENLY
*LE GASP*
THEY STOLE MY CASSEROLE!!!!!!1
THEN THEY SMACKED ALL THE PIES WITH A BASEBALL BAT
THOSE WERE GOURMET PIES TOO THAT MY GRANDMA MADE.
THEN THEY SACKED THE REFRIDGERATOR.... LITERALLY
THEN THEY RAN FOR MY BATHROOM FOR SOME REASON
THEN I REALIZED...
NO
THEY HAVE PROBABLY CAME FOR MY PEWP!!
I KNEW I HAD TO TAKE ACTION
BUT AS SOON AS I ATTEMPTED TO POUNCE, THE WHALES WERE ALL OVER MY BATHTUB
THEN THEY RIPPED IT OFF THE FLOOR LIKE IT WAS A WEED
THEN I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'D DO THIS
BUT THEY STOLE MY FAVORITE TOILET!
THE DIRTY MONGRELS
THEN THEY TOOK MY CHOCOLATE SINK!
(FUNNY THING IS, IT ACTUALLY IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE SOO...)
THEN THEY LEFT IN A SNAP
AND NOW, WHENEVER POPCORN COMES ON, SO DO THE WHALES

Have fun sleeping.
And Happy Pewpsgiving.

Answer 8

Bwahahaha XD Good story, pewpsie. Now I won't sleep tonight 0-0

Answer 9

xD

Answer 10

Why do I feel like tagging Popcorn just for lulzies? x)

Answer 11

xD dunt cuz then dis will turn into a war house... 0-0

Answer 12

Just for funzies CX

Answer 13

xD And then the whales will come ofc

Answer 14

xD Yesh. And the whales will be mad. o-o

Answer 15

Thus the phrase "Angry pod of whales" :P

Answer 16

Exactly CX