Question

I have an invention made by @GreenCat it's the squid hat (below):

Answer 1

Squid Hat:

With Certified Live Squid

All you have to do is put the squid on your head. The squid hat will do the rest.

It should have an automatic grip with it's tentacles on your head. This safety feature is further enhanced by sharp spikes that they make protrude from their tentacles. These spikes will also release poison that will permanently paralyze you for ultimate stability. The squid will proceed to squirt ink onto you, blinding and suffocating you at the same time. Then, the squid will nibble on your head with it's sharp and painful beak-like mouth. The grip of it's mouth offers additional grip.

By this time the wearer should be dead and will have experienced a noble death in the presence of a SQUID.

Note: Squid hat is reusable and multiple people may wear without the worry of diseases.

Answer 2

This is an amazing product

@arabpride

Answer 3

@PRAETORIAN.10 Seriously? Give this a kid a medal...

Answer 4

@dragonmaster917 watch me adopt you someday~

Answer 5

now im jealous

Answer 6

and oops i automatically medal-led you without even thinking

Answer 7

remember that this was made by @GreenCat

Answer 8

SH SHHHH LEMME ENJOY IT~ AND DUN BE SO JEALOUS NORRI ~.^

Answer 9

.... And then i find out that THIS dweeb user ---> dragonmaster is in fact "arabbride" v-v
<slaps you with pokey fish>

Answer 10

slap dat bsh

Answer 11

Just did mmmmmmhm <snaps fingerz>

Answer 12

yeah puppihia

Answer 13

W0t in the world?! cx that's fun to say tho "puup PHIA"

Answer 14

@arabpride @~ Even after @dragonmaster917 made @arabbride ??
http://prntscr.com/5gybxo

Answer 15

D00d @TheSmartOne that was before the whole situation started v-v - before the whole "arabbride" thing X_X

Answer 16

.....

Answer 17

does no one love me

Answer 18

Is that even questionable?!! Is mine not enough? /.~

Answer 19

youre mine? omg yayayayayyayayayayyaay

Answer 20

But of cawse *^-^
All yourz
Forever and always~