Question

Helllp!

Answer 1

How many history books do I need to eat to gain infinite knowledge of World and US history?

Answer 2

As few as though, so what are the good books? I'd like to keep the paper cuts on my tongue to a minimal.

Answer 3

As few as possible*

Answer 4

Hmmm....I would guess 1 history book per each of the Earth's years would suffice. So 4.54 billion books. But that would still only give you general knowledge, you would need to consume many more if you wanted in depth knowledge of all events.

Answer 5

Is the internet edible? I know wikipedia isn't always credible but surely it would suffice.

Answer 6

Yes I want different perspectives and beliefs in there too.

Answer 7

Probably if I printed it.

Answer 8

Do you think if I put them in a blender it will be okay?

Answer 9

Well I would suggest dipping each page in a high quality water-based lubricant.

Answer 10

The subjects might get a bit jumbled together if you ingest them as a blended substance. I suppose masticating would do the same though... my advice is to swallow whole.

Answer 11

I'm going to need a lot of small textbooks then.

Answer 12

It would be worth it to have infinite knowledge!

Perhaps saturating them would help? That's how competitive eaters consume foods whole so fast.

Answer 13

Ah! Good idea! I'll probably have to remove the covers. But those aren't important.