Question

I'm Feeling Punny

Answer 1

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Answer 2

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Answer 3

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

Answer 4

hahahahahahahaaha

Answer 5

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Answer 6

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Answer 7

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Answer 8

Hey there! This should probably go in the English section. It is considered spam, and I wouldn't want to see your account suspended.

Answer 9

What does this mean exactly? I never feared the death of dying.

Answer 10

Oh my...

Answer 11

Haha I love puns. Heard these before but still love them

Answer 12

Only God can judge me.

Answer 13

Agreed @WeOwnItFastAndFurious

Answer 14

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

Answer 15

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Answer 16

Yes I agree with @sleepyjess this should be moved out of the math section. Too good to be deleted

Answer 17

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Answer 18

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Answer 19

The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

Answer 20

Lol these are pretty funny but please move it to the English section so you don't get suspended as I would like to hear more

Answer 21

Thanks @CREEPYMLPMASTER!!! I never fear the death of dying . . . you dig what I mean guys?

Answer 22

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

Answer 23

It's Young Khalifa man
2 Chainz!

[Verse 1: 2 Chainz]
Money's the motivation,
Money's the conversation,
You on vacation, we gettin' paid so
We on paycation, I did it for the fam
It's whatever we had to do, it's just who I am
Yeah, it's the life I chose
Gunshots in the dark, one eye closed
And we got it cooking like a one-eyed stove
You can catch me kissin' my girl with both eye closed
Perfecting my passion, thanks for asking
Couldn't slow down so we had to crash it
You use plastic, we 'bout cash,
I see some people ahead that we gon' pass, yeah!

[Chorus: 2 Chainz & Wiz Khalifa]
I never feared death or dying
I only fear never trying
I am whatever I am,
Only God can judge me, now
One shot, everything rides on tonight
Even if I've got three strikes, Ima go for it,
This moment, we own it
A I'm not to be played with
Because it can get dangerous
See these people I ride with
This moment, we own it

[Verse 2: Wiz Khalifa]
And the same ones that I ride with, be the same ones that I die with
Put it all out on the line with, if you looking for me you can find Wiz
In the new car or in the crowd with
My new broad, that's a fine chick
And the wonder squad, I'm down with
(ain't no way around it)
What you say? Tell me what you say
Working hard, repping for my dogs, do this everyday,
Taking off, looking out for all, making sure we ball,
Like the mob all you do is call
Catch you if you fall, Young Khalifa

[Chorus: 2 Chainz & Wiz Khalifa]
I never feared death or dying
I only fear never trying
I am whatever I am,
Only God can judge me, now
One shot, everything rides on tonight
Even if I've got three strikes, Ima go for it,
This moment, we own it
A I'm not to be played with
(I ride or die for mine)
Because it can get dangerous
See these people I ride with
(I ride or die for love)
This moment, we own it

[Verse 3: 2 Chainz]
This the biggest day of my life
We got big guns, been graduated from knives
It's the day in the life and I'm ready to ride
Got the spirit, I'm feeling like a killer inside
uh, financial outbreak, I'm free but I ain't out yet
Riding with the plugs so I'm close to the outlet
At the red light, rims sitting off set
I look better on your girl (than her outfit)

[Verse 4: Wiz Khalifa]
Stuck to the plan, always think that we would stand up, never ran
We the fam and loyalty never change up
Been down since day one, look at where we came from
Jumping out on anybody who try to say something one thing about it
Got a problem, I got the same one
Money rose, we fold
Plenty clubs we closed,
Follow the same code
Never turn our backs, our cars don't even lose control

[Chorus: 2 Chainz & Wiz Khalifa]
One shot, everything rides on tonight
Even if I've got three strikes, Ima go for it,
This moment, we own it
A I'm not to be played with
(I ride or die for mine)
Because it can get dangerous
See these people I ride with
(I ride or die for love)
This moment, we own it

This moment, we own it
I ride or die for mine
I'm ride or die material
One life to live so here we go
This moment, we own it

Answer 24

Agreed. @WeOwnItFastAndFurious

Answer 25

I agree with @horsegirl27 , these are actually pretty funn.

Answer 26

WeOwnItFastAndFurious - I dont appreciate that...

Answer 27

^^^^^

Answer 28

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Answer 29

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

Answer 30

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.

Answer 31

I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.

Answer 32

@Raphaelcbm please move this to the English section so you don't get suspended and we can see more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 33

Ha.

Answer 34

@Raphaelcbm Ima stop it okay? I promise . . . even if I don't, only God judges me now got it?

Answer 35

I have a question.

Answer 36

Bruce is 36 years old. His son is 8 years old. In how many years will Bruce be three times as old as his son?

Answer 37

I Unleashed the puns.....

Answer 38

Now.....

Answer 39

@VelvetRoux please post as your own question

Answer 40

I can help, just post it and tag me

Answer 41

We gon' delirious


Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

gimme some of dat
gimme some of dat
gimme some of dat

Answer 42

@WeOwnItFastAndFurious , please stop spamming this post.

Answer 43

@WeOwnItFastAndFurious please stop

Answer 44

Head over to ComicBookMovie.com, so you can see the sea, ya see? Get it? See?

Answer 45

Me: Shhh, Don't skin me like that.
Person: Why all these potato puns!?
Me: You could say, it's because...Potato puns are....
Me: Apeeling.

Answer 46

Damn. *undergoing transformation*

Answer 47

can you guys fan me

Answer 48

@sanaybrown you can't tell people to fan you. to get fans, help people with their questions

Answer 49

Reese Witherspoon
Reese Withoutherspoon

Answer 50

@horsegirl27 Can You help me? I asked the question.

Answer 51

ok. In a different post?

Answer 52

I'll bump it. Hold on.

Answer 53

What the hell? I bumped it but it didn't work... @horsegirl27

Answer 54

ok am I tagged? And language please:)

Answer 55

@horsegirl27
Can you just help me here, open study is acting like jack right now.

Answer 56

Oh sorry. And yes, you are tagged.

Answer 57

ok hmm. I will just help here.

Answer 58

So what do you not understand? What do you need help with?

Answer 59

Bruce is 36 years old. His son is 8 years old. In how many years will Bruce be three times as old as his son?

Answer 60

I tried 24, but It's wrong.

Answer 61

So here's a tip. As a 36 year old he is 4.5 times older than his son

Answer 62

Sorry everyone being stupid and all

Answer 63

So, @horsegirl27 I so 36*4.5?

Answer 64

no. I was just showing you that when he is 28 years older he is 4.5 times older. It's a hint for you to figure out how old he will be when 3 times older

Answer 65

I'm going to be honest, But, I'm a 6th grader, thanks for helping me and all but I really want to know exactly how to solve it, I can tell that you don't like giving direct answers, but telling me how to get the answer isn't a direct answer, I'll give you a medal and become a fan if you want.

Answer 66

To be honest, I don't know the direct answer lol. Even though I take a much higher math. And I'm not supposed to give direct answers sorry

Answer 67

I'm going to be honest, but, I'm in the 9th grade and thanks for helping and all but I really had a good time and stuff but . . . stop telling me stop spamming the page. Cause I'm not. You're making me mad.

Answer 68

@WeOwnItFastAndFurious Are you talking to me? Because I never told anyone to stop spamming.

Answer 69

It was me and others. And he was.

Answer 70

@horsegirl27 I didn't say to give me the direct answer, you don't have to, I just asked if you can give me exactly how to solve it so I can solve it myself. There is a difference between giving direct answers, and telling someone how to get the answer so they can solve it them selves.

Answer 71

@VelvetRoux, no I wasn't talking to you. @HorseGirl27 I was talking to you. I wasn't talking to you @VelvetRoux

Answer 72

Yeah I wasn't.