Question

Comedy rap tell me what ya think an i might post more

Answer 1

Straight up nerd (Parody Of Thrift shop): (Introduction):
Hey denny can we go girl hunting or nah?

(Verse 1):
They keep asking em if ima virgin does my right hand count as getting laid at least I don’t gotta get paid in that case.

Flat broke than the flattest tire in the world a straight up nerd who don’t know how to flirt got a book for flirt less dummies?

Even the gays say no no the mirror don’t even wanna kiss from me just ask hey mirror mirror on the wall wanna smooch (Mirror): Heck no stay away ebola lips.

Got the jocks knocking my block off an it wasn’t even screwed on all the way when I attempt if you wanna call it that at trying to get a kiss from mary jane single pringle fo life y’all.

(Chrous x2):

Ima never get a Gf cuz im a straight up nerd this is freaking stupid an I can barely rhyme so stop reading an turn away im a straight up nerd with straight up stupid rhymes this rap has no meaning its just to waste minutes on your life #nerd revenge.

(Verse 2):

Walk up in the club they pulled out a club an said EW roach but with my squeaker voice they thought I was a chipmunk wait what is the point of this bar?

Ill wear your sisters clothes yo mamas clothing yo dad’s clothing see that pissed on I call dibs first cause im hecka poor.

Im hunting for 99 cent cheap bow ties try being me for a day then you might understand my salty tears.

Only got 0 dollas in my pocket which is nothing so if you try to bully me you aint getting nothing no disrespect intended.

(Chrous x2):

Ima never get a Gf cuz im a straight up nerd this is freaking stupid an I can barely rhyme so stop reading an turn away im a straight up nerd with straight up stupid rhymes this rap has no meaning its just to waste minutes on your life #nerd revenge.

Answer 2

omg u should be a writer >_>

Answer 3

FIEN!! *reads*

Answer 4

this is not funny .-.

Answer 5

Hay i tried

Answer 6

Mk u tried hehe

Answer 7

I have no words to express my feeling on this "rap" lol

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

@tester97 remember the rap battles we used to have on here xD

Answer 10

I will still rematch her an you anyday i will succeed this time iv been practicing

Answer 11

Iv been waiting for a rematch

Answer 12

hehehe yea okie ;)

Answer 13

but nah im good, you and her go for it

Answer 14

O allow me to prove it you go first since you would 'destroy me"

Answer 15

Denny >_> make a skyrim rap

Answer 16

I already did andrew

Answer 17

nah man I'm done with that anyways my brain is pretty scrabbled right now so...

Answer 18

Walk in to the club like what up my names spock
Wait you never heard of good space c0ck
Roamin the galaxy here and there cause i got them space b1tches everywhere

No i aint jesus im jus a real OG
only problem with these peeps is that they aint heard of me

Answer 19

We got a smart broad y'all XD

Answer 20

where is it :O

Answer 21

i would read that

Answer 22

Well damn xD

Answer 23

zayum

Answer 24

aha sorry @Jaxor9090 it jus came to me

Answer 25

XD

Answer 26

Ok target practice

Answer 27

i wish they made a gamer section *sighs*

Answer 28

target practice?

Answer 29

hey alley remember dinkleberg ;)

Answer 30

Target practice as in youir too easy for me XD

Answer 31

@demonchild99

Answer 32

I am Ghost: (Verse 1):

I seek power anyone in my way will be slaughter massacre I am a master at disaster is my middle name I am the black plague to your empire.

I am infamous among man I slaughter my mastery of the dark arts makes conceals my heart within barriers of darkness I will strike fear into enemies and opposition.

You will find that I am a problem I���������ve been banished from death every breath you take could be you���������re last no matter where you stand you are in my shadow.

You���������re gonna know my name when you see my face you gaze upon death itself fear doesn���������t faze me I control it an wield it to my advantages clashing sword and shield.

(Chorus x2):

I am the creator of nightmares I am the enemy of mankind I slaughter woman and children alike I will rip out the heart of good within the land and infect it with darkness infesting you with hate you wish me death I wish you obliteration I am darkness itself I am Ghost.


(Verse 2):
I am an unstoppable force the unseen force creeping in the night frightening you crippling you with fear.

Your souls are mine every one I take makes me stronger there is never a second I am not on top of you upon you with the Daedric.

I see the look in your eyes I laugh at your tears I enjoy you���������re suffering I am not a necessary evil im just evil plain and simple.

Think im all talk doubt is an ally of mine I am the ghost without the white every second gone by is one closer to your grave and one that I am on top of you.

(Chorus x2):

I am the creator of nightmares I am the enemy of mankind I slaughter woman and children alike I will rip out the heart of good within the land and infect it with darkness infesting you with hate you wish me death I wish you obliteration I am darkness itself I am Ghost.

Answer 33

thats how its gonna be??

Answer 34

game on bro new post Rap battle now

Answer 35

omg it has the question marks .-.

Answer 36

LOL yew guys are lame cx

Answer 37

rofl bro....

Answer 38

@Jaxor9090 u down?

Answer 39

that is too fruking funny...i barley got past the first verse