Question

Tell me a chemistry joke.

Answer 1

Sorry, all of the good chemistry jokes Argon.

Answer 2

how often do chemists tell bad jokes?

Answer 3

If a chemist is sick first try to Helium, if that does not work try to Curium, and if that does not work and he dies you will just have to Barium.

Answer 4

My protein chemistry professor thought she was being funny when she showed us this. (attached file)
I think there wasn't a single person laughing, nothing as much as a smile.

Answer 5

I have a lot of chemistry jokes..

I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction.

HA