Question

Marriage is an insane proposal (Stand Up Comedy)

Answer 1

(Introduction):
My first written comedy version take a look

(Comedy):

You know about marriage it’s a beautiful thing right except its an insane proposal let me tell you what marriage is like in my view.

So a guy walks up to this girl he wants to marries and says hey we been hanging out for a long long time right (Girl) Yea (Boy) I wanna keep doing that till we are in the grave not stalker or anything .

(Girl):
Wait what ( Guy): here just shut up and put this ring on your finger so everyone knows your soul belongs to me (Girl) Whose that person (Guy) Its just a cake with two dolls that look like us and if you betray me ima take that doll and put nails in it you can give your heart to a religion but that God can’t save you your reproductive organs belong to me.

(Girl):
Whose the guy with a robe (Guy): It’s the devil so when he legalizes the contract I get to put my demons spawns on earth to terrorize the masses (Girl): This is strange why we doing this (Guy): Tax purposes babe Now hurry up and recite your vows I got evil plans to get too.

(Outro):

Ridiculous from a guys view but if it was a woman she say the same thing but shes in the controller seat and you are the player basically you’re her boy toy 24/7 Marriage is an insane proposal right.

Answer 2

I don't get it :(

Answer 3

You dont get around much do you Jeannie

Answer 4

Ehh I'm 13 in homeschool what do you expect

Answer 5

Thats what i thought you most likely wont get it

Answer 6

Yep

Answer 7

If it's suppossed to be funny then HAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

:) cya bye

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

:)

Answer 11

Ermmmm....... Keep working on it....

Answer 12

I think it would be a better visual if you recorded this. But I can see this as being a screenplay or sketch. :)

Answer 13

wow lol