Question

hello i have a ?? what are the actual steps for writing and essay.

Answer 1

Alright let me take you through the wondrous process of writing.

1. Learn how to read.

You're not going to be able to proofread your essay once you're done. If I were to suggest some books to start with I would say The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs & Ham, or Garfield comic books. If you think you're ready for the next level, start reading Junie B. Jones.

2. Know what every single word in the English language means.

I don't care if you die trying to figure out what these words mean. Do it in a dim room lit by candle light if you have to. Although you might not want to die, because then you wouldn't know what the next step is.

3. Learn how to type.

I would assume that you're writing this essay online. If that's not the case, substitute this rule for "learn how to write." Anyways, you need to type at a moderate speed in order to write an essay. Either that, or pay someone to do it for you. If you only type 1 word a minute, how the Tennis are you going to get the job done?

4. Start gathering facts about Benjamin Franklin.

Even if your essay isn't about Benjamin Franklin, do this step anyway.

5. Reword the stuff you learned from a Wikipedia article.

This is very important when you don't want to give effort. If you don't do this step, teachers will probably notice that you stole this from somewhere, since every other essay you wrote until now has been scribbles and red lines under almost every word. If your teachers don't care about their job in the slightest, you may skip this step, although it may be risky.

6. Proofread your essay.

Or don't. I don't really care.

7. Title your essay and send it to your teacher.

Make sure it contains all the letters of the name "Benjamin Franklin," if it doesn't, you have failed as a student. Have fun working at Mcdonald's for the rest of your life.

8. Credit KyanTheDoodle for these helpful tips on writing an essay.

Because if you don't, I will crawl from my monitor to yours and make you watch every episode of Nickelodeon's "Sam & Kat." Trust me, it's not a good time.
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