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OpenStudy (anonymous):
Why did they throw away the old calendar? Which of these responses completes the joke with a pun? A. It was full of dates B. It smelled bad. C. It was outdated. D. It hung on the wall. @CH3Y.ANN
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OpenStudy (anonymous):
C :) Ive gotten in trouble for giving out direct answers but i dont necessarily know how to explain this one. So yeah, Its C.
OpenStudy (wolfadaskies):
C; since it contradicts the first statement made about throwing away calendar in a sarcastic/joking manner.
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