Question

Why do benches fart?

Answer 1

Because they have nothing better to do.

Answer 2

But what if someone farts on the bench while the bench is farting?

Answer 3

Then, boy, you better expect a explosion.

Answer 4

because i like turdools

Answer 5

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Answer 6

@FluttershyLovesChu

Answer 7

@Donblue