Okay, so here is my theory. God is a sinner. So, one of his commandments were that we couldn't commit adultery or he has a very hot and dark place for us.
But, he committed adultery. When he made Mary carry Jesus. Technically in the Jewish tradition is when a couple is going to get married, they are technically already married before they have their ceremony. So, God committed adultery.
Obviously I'm not a Bible thumper, I never read the whole book in my life. But, this is my theory.
Comment away. c:

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Okay, so here is my theory. God is a sinner. So, one of his commandments were that we couldn't commit adultery or he has a very hot and dark place for us. 
But, he committed adultery. When he made Mary carry Jesus. Technically in the Jewish tradition is when a couple is going to get married, they are technically already married before they have their ceremony. So, God committed adultery. 
Obviously I'm not a Bible thumper, I never read the whole book in my life. But, this is my theory. 
Comment away.   c:

kenljw · Answer

Theory's come about by inspection of the facts and then forming a hypothesis and testing it agaiast the facts.  Science had already proved that the speed of light was constant before Einstein used that fact in formulating his special and general theory of relativity.  Contempt prior to investigation leads to ignorance and so to theory's created out of thin air.  Go ahead and wish on a failing star, but you may find your the star that's falling.