Question

What do you think of these limericks guys?
1.There once was a fellow named Will,
He was in love with his girlfriend Jill,
But when she cheated,
He was almost defeated,
And then went back for the kill.... (With a little help)
2.There once was a duck named Led,
He wanted to go to bed,
But his children kept him up,
They played with a metal cup,
So instead he decided to eat bread.
3.There used to be a boy named James,
He liked to play video games,
Then he got grounded forever,
And he wasn't so clever,
So now his house is in flames. (Not mine, Made by a classmate)

Answer 1

And finally, another one made by a classmate:

There once was a pie made by a guy,
His face exploded in that pie,
In his last seconds of life,
He stood with his wife,
And said 'Honey, I'm gonna die'.

I don't really know if it said 'In that pie' or just 'His face exploded that pie' So I just put the first one.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

It should be "honey I'm going to die" it fits the rhythm more

Answer 4

Thanks!