I need a catchy title for my monologue.
And to think that you actually believed that now of all days you could have asked to hang out! Or even talk to me for that matter! I’ve been trying to get your attention since the beginning of the year and now you finally decide reach out?
Don’t you remember? Last month… in the lunchroom.
{pause and shake your head back and forth} That’s what I thought.
All you had to do was show on the first day and bam, you had a group of people ready to wait on you hand and foot. So, lunch was the only time I could actually talk to you without a swarm of people c

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I need a catchy title for my monologue.
And to think that you actually believed that now of all days you could have asked to hang out! Or even talk to me for that matter! I’ve been trying to get your attention since the beginning of the year and now you finally decide reach out?
Don’t you remember? Last month… in the lunchroom. 
{pause and shake your head back and forth} That’s what I thought.
All you had to do was show on the first day and bam, you had a group of people ready to wait on you hand and foot. So, lunch was the only time I could actually talk to you without a swarm of people c