why does the weeknds hair look like a pineapple

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princessstyles-horan · Answer

@kackcake I have no idea

jessereyna · Answer

Maybe, he secretly is a pineapple. And he is here to take over the world

randomequestions · Answer

@JesseReyna Exactly what I was thinking! :o

anonymous · Answer

What if his pineapple hair is just a ruse? @JesseReyna

ayeedomo · Answer

The world may never know....

anonymous · Answer

The answer is simple you see. Ever since he was a small child he's loved the sweet juicy taste of pineapples. He was able to eat them a lot as a child because he grew up in a place where they were planted and grown near by. As time went on, his family decided for various reasons that they needed to move. They moved to the city where freshly grown pineapples weren't available. He was tempted to go into stores and buy pineapples but he knew those pineapples were unhealthy. Grown with pesticides and other chemicals. He decided that if he couldn't have fresh pineapples he would have to trust himself to grow his own. So he started a pineapple garden. The problem was, he traveled so much that even  he realized this wouldn't work out either. The only option? Grow his own pineapples. On his head. That way, they were fresh, organic, and always available to him. 

And that's why his hair looks like a pineapple. The End.