Question

2 days to Christmas!!!

Answer 1

Scrooge don't care! But Santa does! Merry Christmas! :)

Answer 2

Here it a pic i took with my little sis.

Answer 3

"Scrooge don't care" ROTFLMAO

Answer 4

LOL, i just noticed, i have tomato on my front tooth

Answer 5

Ew.

Answer 6

I know!

Answer 7

LOL

Answer 8

@shifuyanli Hey, why did the mushroom cross the road to go to the party?

Answer 9

Because he was a fun-guy!

Answer 10

Or fungi.

Answer 11

OK, why did the baby cross the road

Answer 12

Because he was stapled to the chicken?

Answer 13

CORRECT!!!

Answer 14

What is black when u buy it, red when u use it and grey when u throw it away?

Answer 15

Charcoal? Seems to be the only logical answer to me.

Answer 16

Yeh. how about this joke:
Pupil: Sir,would you punish someone for something they didn't do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Pupil:Oh good, because I didn't do my homework.

Answer 17

Haha!

Answer 18

What has eyes but cannot see?

Answer 19

Way to easy right?

Answer 20

I just realized we're getting a bit out of hand. We should close this post. And pm me for more of those jokes.

Answer 21

Maybe i will, maybe i will not. Never know...

Answer 22

Joking! Of course i will! BYE!

Answer 23

Merry Christmas :P