I cannot make myself understood. ‘I am not just a jock,’ I say slowly. Distinctly. ‘My transcript for the last year might have been wingspanied a bit, maybe, but that was to get me over a rough spot. The grades prior to that are de moi.’ My eyes are closed; the room is silent.

How does the narration affect the narrator’s credibility in this excerpt? His honesty renders him earnest and genuine.
His slang makes him seem youthful and intriguing.
His French jargon makes him seem international.
His explanations

Question

I cannot make myself understood. ‘I am not just a jock,’ I say slowly. Distinctly. ‘My transcript for the last year might have been wingspanied a bit, maybe, but that was to get me over a rough spot. The grades prior to that are de moi.’ My eyes are closed; the room is silent.

How does the narration affect the narrator’s credibility in this excerpt?                                 His honesty renders him earnest and genuine.
His slang makes him seem youthful and intriguing.
His French jargon makes him seem international.
His explanations

death47 · Answer

what do you think it is?

mathmale · Answer

Nice (and slightly off-color) attempt at humor.  If you must post this, consider posting it in the English Chat.