Question

Teach me Japanese

Answer 1

i think your best chance is either getting an app or finding a website with videos (that's how i started teaching myself French) or to get an actual tutor. I think doing it through this would be close to impossible.

Answer 2

https://www.duolingo.com/

Answer 3

I'm learning japanese at the moment, おはようきつね　さん　(ohayoukitsune san in hiragana)

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I'll share some learning resources that can help
http://www.tofugu.com/learn-japanese/
http://meta.japanese.stackexchange.com/questions/756/resources-for-learning-japanese?lq=1
http://openstudy.com/study#/updates/567ee565e4b012befeb9a2e3
udemy.com courses

good luck.