Question

Trump is love. Trump is life.

Answer 1

I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald Trump so much
I had all the merchandise
Every night I pray to Trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants
“Trump is love” I say “Trump is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a racist
I knew he was jealous of my devotion for Donald Trump
I call him a c*nt
He slaps me and sends me to bed
I’m crying now, and my face hurts.
I feel a warmth approach me.
It was Donald Trump
I’m so happy
He whispers to me “We need to build a wall”
I’m ready
He gives me a small load of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a might roar, as he fills my wallet
My dad walks in
Donald Trump looks him straight in the eye and says “You’re fired”.
Trump leaves through my window
Trump is love. Trump is life.

Answer 2

You should do the same thing for the other chapters

Answer 3

Soooooo... What is this? :/

Answer 4

Look up Shrek is Love Shrek is life, and you'll get the joke.

Answer 5

Donald xP

Answer 6

@Awolflover1 ;)

Answer 7

Danny LOL

How long did this take? >.>

Answer 8

Quite a while LOL ;)

Answer 9

Why just...Why?
I can not unread it...

Answer 10

So @SamsungFanboy do you really go for Donald-_- Or you just joking:)

Hope you playing around! -_- ....._/

Answer 11

I wasn't gonna medal but this is hilarious XD

Answer 12

Uh...what even!?
I wonder what the Donald would have to say if he read this.
He'd prolly snort and build a jail inside his Trump tower to throw you into... :D

Answer 13

^ LOL!!!

Answer 14

Btw, Jabez....you should look for a post in this forum that I made.
And you know what else you should do?
You should critique it ^.^
*pets you*
Yess, you really should. :)

Answer 15

Alright! :)

Answer 16

Thankchuu! <3

Answer 17

\(\color{blue}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @Rubyjadeluv
So @SamsungFanboy do you really go for Donald-_- Or you just joking:)

Hope you playing around! -_- ....._/
\(\color{blue}{\text{End of Quote}}\)
This is a joke haha lololol. I personally hate the guy.

Answer 18

\(\color{blue}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @Atsie
Uh...what even!?
I wonder what the Donald would have to say if he read this.
He'd prolly snort and build a jail inside his Trump tower to throw you into... :D
\(\color{blue}{\text{End of Quote}}\)
T_T

Answer 19

Hey, I was just sayin!

Answer 20

ik ik :P

Answer 21

This scared me i thought i was going to read something inappropriate lol

Answer 22

I dunno why @Dani_Rose But I died at your comment :D

Answer 23

lol the video was weird i thought this was the same XD

Answer 24

Magical

Answer 25

@Whitemonsterbunny17 :')

Answer 26

Oh gosh... wow.
*claps*

Answer 27

Deporting illegal immigrants?

Answer 28

Offensive as flutter
Born in Asia
Cri 😢

Answer 29

Now I can't delete -.-

Answer 30

Ana...

Answer 31

I actually don't like Trump but this is pretty funny lol @SamsungFanBoy

Answer 32

I think someone should actually mail this to him, lol!

Answer 33

OMG YESS!!! @missmeow

Answer 34

THIS IS AMZING HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE THE MEME QUEEN
WATCH OUT DAN HOWELL....
I'M COMING FOR YOU!

Answer 35

BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Trump

Answer 36

If trump would stop about kicking Mexicans and what not i would vote for him...But he is already winning. At least hes better then all the rest of them -.-

Answer 37

LOL

Answer 38

DYING RIGHT NOW LMAO XD

Answer 39

@SamsungFanBoy Child, have you nothing better to do like omg XD

Answer 40

@the_ocean_girl you like it ;)

Answer 41

XD Maybe I do maybe I don't ;)

Answer 42

oh well den c:

Answer 43

one question. What inspired you to write this? lol @SamsungFanBoy

Answer 44

\(\color{blue}{\text{Originally Posted by}}\) @Ray_Masters
one question. What inspired you to write this? lol @SamsungFanBoy
\(\color{blue}{\text{End of Quote}}\)
Dude, I copied it from a funny post somewhere lol

Answer 45

truth be told it makes no sense to me

Answer 46

XD

Answer 47

So What Is This? Because Trump Is NOT Life.

Answer 48

Trump is a racist and a sexist who is so self conceded that he would risk America if it meant that it would cost him something. If either him or Hillary got voted in, it would be tremendously horrible for the country. Now Bernie Sanders is another problem too... Seriously, we need some good God fearing people in office.

Answer 49

Exactly

Answer 50

@abcsmart 100% agree

Answer 51

Ted Cruz needs to get in.....as the nominee, but he prolly won't. -_-

Answer 52

@ray_masters Jellal :D

Answer 53

@magicremix123 @kylewells17

Answer 54

oh god xD

Answer 55

why am i here /_\

Answer 56

I'm weak bruh 😂

Answer 57

Question Of The Day: Explain to me how Donald Trump has all this "money""..but cant buy a god dang regular looking comb over. Explain that.

Answer 58

Lowkey Hitler is actually Donald Trump.

Answer 59

Good question lol :'D

Answer 60

Listen to this! its my Sh It

Answer 61

Listen to Saved by E-40 and Ty Dolla $ign.

Answer 62

Kush-kush-kush up in the air, but my lungs clean
I got a white b itch, I call her baby lean
Cause she sm okes that purple, that purple flower
She sucks my di ck
Every fuc king hour


My nig gas
Loaded, loaded, loaded, loaded
Yeah, my nig gas
Loaded, loaded, loaded, loaded


1, 2, 3, 4, 5
I’m too drunk to walk, let’s drive
I got bit ches with me all night

Answer 63

Gabino is my pelletttt

Answer 64

Trae Tha Truth that s h i t bruh.

Answer 65

I listen too_______
-G-eazy
-Wiz
-50 cent
-Scott
-Kevin Gates
-K-camp
-Meek

Answer 66

I listen to better rappers, hey gotta go to classs, see ya or text me on here

Answer 67

Ight. Bye ✌🏻

Answer 68

So samsung is inlove with trump D:

Answer 69

no Aloneza xDDD @AloneS

Answer 70

This post
Is still alive
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!

Answer 71

.-.

Answer 72

LOL DANN AYEE xP