Epicly funny cat poem
I pounce on your toes wiggling under the blanket, only to run away when you wake up with a cry of pain, i return to find you wiping blood from your toes, i attack your dangling headphone cord, and run when they pull off your head i return to find you glaring at the broken cord I jump out of your lap, using claws to propel me farther, i run faster when i hear your yell of pain, i return to see you groaning in pain, I use your brand new work shoes to sharpen my claws, i run when u start throwing things at me, i return to see you ordering a new pair i cat nap in the nice bay window, sunlight soaking me, i knead the pillows content as can be, i run when i hear my cat food being opened, only to run when i see the dog, i do not return i attack you ankles clawing and biting, i run once you detach me, I return to find you laying in bed. Such is my life as a household cat
This is my dad's cat's life basicly
this is long
too long?
mhmm pillow don't like long
u mean pillowface750?
cause when i taged her to this on thing she left
yeah her
Oh... :(
i call her pillow she don't want me to call her real name
This is really good, and i thought it was funny! XD
me to
i all most lost my breathe because i'm laughing
wow thats awesome!
:D
Nice work xD
thx!
This is great!
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