Question

Epicly funny cat poem

Answer 1

I pounce on your toes wiggling under the blanket,
only to run away when you wake up with a cry of pain,
i return to find you wiping blood from your toes,

i attack your dangling headphone cord,
and run when they pull off your head
i return to find you glaring at the broken cord

I jump out of your lap, using claws to propel me farther,
i run faster when i hear your yell of pain,
i return to see you groaning in pain,

I use your brand new work shoes to sharpen my claws,
i run when u start throwing things at me,
i return to see you ordering a new pair

i cat nap in the nice bay window,
sunlight soaking me,
i knead the pillows content as can be,

i run when i hear my cat food being opened,
only to run when i see the dog,
i do not return

i attack you ankles clawing and biting,
i run once you detach me,
I return to find you laying in bed.

Such is my life as a household cat

Answer 2

This is my dad's cat's life basicly

Answer 3

this is long

Answer 4

too long?

Answer 5

mhmm pillow don't like long

Answer 6

u mean pillowface750?

Answer 7

cause when i taged her to this on thing she left

Answer 8

yeah her

Answer 9

Oh... :(

Answer 10

i call her pillow she don't want me to call her real name

Answer 11

This is really good, and i thought it was funny! XD

Answer 12

me to

Answer 13

i all most lost my breathe because i'm laughing

Answer 14

wow thats awesome!

Answer 15

:D

Answer 16

Nice work xD

Answer 17

thx!

Answer 18

This is great!