Question

*Creative Writing*
FAN+MEDAL+REVIEW if you help out
This is actual concerning a side project not school but it involves Christmas:

Project: creative ideas for jokes or pickup lines about candles ... I I already have 4/10 that I need

Answer 1

Hey baby are you a candle? because you're pretty hot!

Answer 2

@marziman this is perfect, keep them coming guys!

Answer 3

Is your name candle? Because I want to be your whick.

Answer 4

Hmm....I'm not sure. Lol.

Answer 5

Friend 1: come over to the party tonight
Friend 2: alright awesome I'll be there
*later that night*
Friend 2: goes into the house and wax starts dripping on him
Friens 2: why are their candles hanging from your ceiling?
Friend 1: I forgot to tell you this is a harry potter themed party.

Answer 6

Lol that's all I have

Answer 7

You only need 3 more now

Answer 8

Haha I like it @Juicebox however I still need 5 more since it can only be one sentence for got to say that tho

Answer 9

Nooo alright hmm this is fun while I'm waiting for someone to check out my question I can think of more.

Answer 10

thank you aha!

Answer 11

No problem hmmm

Hey baby are you a candle? Because you look like the ghost of Christmas past.

Answer 12

Idk if that is a joke or pickup line lol bc the ghost of christmas past is ugly. 😂

Answer 13

He is a candle tho :)

Answer 14

xD love it

Answer 15

She wears so much makeup it melts off like candle wax when she washes her face.

Answer 16

my god XD

Answer 17

Do those work? xp I can maybe come up with more if those are within the rules.

Answer 18

so far

Answer 19

Awesome hmmm I will think of more then.

Answer 20

These may get old but this one is good

Are you a candle? Because your voice is an angel's whisper.

Answer 21

Angel's whisper is a candles name

Answer 22

Well sadly that's all I can think up. I'm sorry I couldn't get the rest. I need to go now I am struggling getting this problem on my test and I guess nobody knows it. >:( but you're welcome for the help :) it was fun.

Answer 23

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