Question

Tutorial: How to kidnap a princess.

Let's see who cares enough to hear this out...

Answer 1

Anybody want to know how? It's pretty easy...Just as long as there isn't a "hero" around, you've got this! Learn from the best ppl!!!!

Answer 2

Husky? Do you want to know?

Answer 3

Drug them and stuff them in a sack.

Answer 4

👍

Answer 5

And or hit them over the head with a blunt object and drag them back to your home, like the cavemen.

Answer 6

i guess....all you've got to do is swoop in, get them, and some, including Peach, wont mind. BWAHAHAHA I'm fabulous XD

Answer 7

umm why would u want to kidnap a princess?

Answer 8

because he is BOWSAAHHHH

Answer 9

Bwahahahaha that is right 😁

Answer 10

@theDeviliscoming

Answer 11

Because he can... Also, make sure your minions lock the gate

Answer 12

o-o k

Answer 13

I guess not many cared for the proper way. Which is: GET IN YOUR DUMB LOOKING COPTER, GO TO THE PINK CASTLE, BREAK IN FOR THE 100TH TIME, SWOOP IN, STUFF THE PRICNESS IN THE COPTER, AND FLY AWAY BEFORE THE FAT HERO NOTICES.

Answer 14

And that, my friends, is how you properly capture a princess :)

Answer 15

Did you forget the part where the man wearing a primary color and a man wearing a secondary color chase you and foil your plan?

Answer 16

I have no idea what you speak of. That never happens :DDDDD

Answer 17

lol ' drug them and stuff them in a bag' lol @JustSaiyan

Answer 18

the ol' thinking that princesses and girls in general can't fight back :P

in mario there goes the princess, yelling while being carried like a bag of peaches
(get the pun?)

Answer 19

Yes. However, if you think about it, what can two plumbers do to a mutant turtle that a princess can't hire someone else to do? Speaking of Mario, I have an episode of the show on DVD.

Answer 20

As long as only plumbers try to rescue her, you should be okay with kidnapping her.